Sylphi

only person in at work today, with incredibly little to do. tis very quiet.

going to bail father out of prison, i think. misinformation flies in all directions. growl.

i made my cabaret dancing debut last night! natalie pulled out of the show at 3pm yesterday and i happened to be sat on yas's bed at the time, trying to calm her down. in four hours i learnt the routine, sorted a costume, cooked dinner and we were on our way. twas a wee chicago style piece to 'all that jazz' with fishnets, wigs, ruffled bustle things, heels and red lipstick.

the rest of the cabaret was camp as tits, pop idol rejects and beauty therapists in vegas showgirl outfits dancing to lady marmalade. it made me a bit jumpy with the old 'someone's going to call me a freak and hit me' feeling, but it was great! i didn't fall off my chair or my heels! and i earnt £40!

people paid £10 for that show. its crazy. it was the cheesiest cruise ship type thing i've ever seen in my life. but tat pays, even if crime doesn't.

marie celeste cabaret party theatre event on a ship might be just what i need to start planning...sword fights in the rigging, a mystery to solve, faint music in the air, a mad captain with a mutinous crew adrift in night. hmmm.